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It is the year 20XX, and mankind has achieved an unprecedented era of prosperity. Earth is paradisiacal, and people have spread out to the stars. Things are pretty great all around.
Except of course for the matter of the Dark Rift.
The Dark Rift is a sort of wound in the universe that spills out a dark energy that taints all it touches. It spews out creatures called Shadows, and it created the Dark... [click here for more] |
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In 1990, Palladium Books launched Rifts, a post-apocalyptic-science-fantasy-horror-mecha-role-playing game using a game system from 1981.
In 2021, two guys who played it a bunch revisited the game and, armed with hindsight, set about mocking, parodying, and critiquing the game. It turned into this embarrassingly long book.
Coverage of the basic rules, the nearly 30 (i.e. 27) classes, psionics,... [click here for more] |
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The “d66” table is an amazing invention that lets you generate one of 36 possible results using a pair of ordinary six-sided dice. It has been a key part of many different RPGs, and now Ewen Cluney (who has the dubious distinction of being the translator of Maid: The Role-Playing Game) has amassed a collection of tables for use in all manner of RPGs and other creative endeavors.
Originally... [click here for more] |
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$12.00
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Here we've got a collection of random events for different anime genres (Fighting Fighters, Magical Girls, Robot War, and Weird High School)! ... [click here for more] |
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Ewen's Tables now brings you a second dose of ANIME STUFF, because a mere four tables and 6 pages couldn't possibly contain all of the anime crap rattling around Ewen's brain!
Giant Robot Names: If you've ever been jealous of the names that giant robots in anime have, now's your chance! Send Evangeldread Custom or Neokaiser Mk. II into battle and show them all!
Manly Japanese... [click here for more] |
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Time for some more tables, this time about everyone's favorite kind of impairment-causing liquid: alcohol!
Beers: Try a cool Mexican Tire, Zombie Hefeweizen, or Dragon's Green Beer.
Cocktails: Or maybe you're in the mood for a sophisticated Long Island Orgasm, Bloody Russian, or Tequila Volcano.
Liquors: Let's just hit the hard stuff, like a... [click here for more] |
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A selection of tables for stuff relating to old-school cartoon shorts!
Cartoon Show Titles
Cartoon Character Species
Cartoon Character Profession
Cartoon Props
Cartoon Locations
Cartoon Random Events
... [click here for more] |
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We're going to the future! All the way to the urban sprawl of the year TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN!
Corporations: But what soulless corporation will our rebel hackers struggle against? How about EuroComm, Sigma Propulsion Research, or MegaChem?
Cyber-Punk Names: What to call your hacker rebel types? Try Plague Override, Nathan Warbaby, or I/O Override!
Cyberware... [click here for more] |
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What if fantasy, but DARK? Well I think it'd go a little something LIKE THIS:
Dark Fantasy Villains: Are you ready to face the dreaded Mourning Butcher, Fell Headsman, or Crownless Doctor?
Dark Fantasy Locales: But to reach that villain, you must traverse Flaying Swamp, the Stormwrought Hive, and the Barbed Ossuary!
Forbidden Magics: And when... [click here for more] |
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This PDF is not an endorsement of doing drugs or whatever (I'm not here to judge) and is not medical advice (though if you're getting medical advice from random tables I don't even know what to day). Yes, this installment is about drugs, legal and otherwise.
Fictional Drugs: Need something for your cyberpunk future addicts? Let them have Hypno-Dip, Glitter Gel, or Turbo Triangles!
Herbal... [click here for more] |
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This is a set of tables for use with the Entanglements relationship mapping system (don't worry, I asked myself for permission and I said yes), with ideas for Secondary Characters, Situations, and Assets (further divided into Extras, Organizations, Props, and Sets) for Fantasy, Modern, and Sci-Fi genres, plus a table of ideas for relationships between elements. ... [click here for more] |
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Not for the first time (specifically, for the second time), we have a collection of tables relating to superheroes, but this time more to do with epic superhero stories and titles for comic books!
Superhero Comic Events: Want to have a big crossover that possibly alienates fans? Then it's time to shake things up with the Genesis Gauntlet, Rise of the Reign, or the Savage X!
Superhero... [click here for more] |
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In a rare non-silly installment, this time around we have tables for French, German, Italian, and Spanish names. And... that's it. Enjoy! ... [click here for more] |
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This time around we have a collection of tables that generate "glyphs," various visual icons kinda like those story dice things they sell. There are four tables of glyphs, themed around Fantasy, Modern, Sci-Fi, and Weird. ... [click here for more] |
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More tables! More nonsense! New logo for some reason! It's time to surf our way into cyberspace and e-skateboard on the information superhighway!
Hashtags: Burn up Twitter with #OccupyNinjas, #BestOfUnderwear, or #GetGrief!
Internet Handles: Not sure what to call yourself on the forum? Try CrunkRonPaul, Muffin Thief, or sexyHedgehog!
Novelty Twitter Accounts:... [click here for more] |
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This time around we have a set of four tables for various kinds of Japanese monsters!
Dark Magical Girls: Need to name an evil magical girl? How about Famine Nurse Sekhmet, Moon Caller Yue, or Forsaken Captor Aura?
Kaiju: Need a giant monster to smash up Tokyo? How about a beetle with a psychic shockwave, an octopus that shoots laser beams, or a yeti that generatges... [click here for more] |
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It's time for a PDF of exceptionally random, goofy tables that don't really fit anywhere else!
Anti-Drug Propaganda Movies: If you saw Reefer Madness and just couldn't get enough, swing by the cineplex for shocking tales like Hemp Psychosis, Skag: Assassin of Youth, or Crystal Meth Folly!
Fantasy PC Names: Not sure what to name the character you just rolled up?... [click here for more] |
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It's time for a PDF of exceptionally random, goofy tables that don't really fit anywhere else!
Christmas Songs: Celebrate the winter holiday with new classics like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rock, Thank God It's Jesus Boy, The Chipmunk Faithful, or O Come All Ye Shoes!
Pizza Generator: A series of tables for generating pizzas! If you stick to the more sensible parts... [click here for more] |
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This is a collection of four tables that didn't really fit anywhere else.
Terrible 70s Recipes: Inspired by the 70s Dinner Party Twitter/Tumblr/book, this lets you create culinary atrocities like Spam Batons A La King, Crispy Eggplant Aspic, or the dreaded Oriental Beef Ring.
Obliquer Strategies: Inspired by Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies deck, this gives you... [click here for more] |
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Here we've got a collection of random events for different modern genres (Action, Espionage, Horror, and Superneroes)! ... [click here for more] |
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After a long absence, Ewen's Tables is back, baby! And this time... more food! Are you hungry? Because this time around we've got:
Desserts: Finish up your meal with a nice Frozen Alaska, Turkish Jell-O, or even a dangerous Spotted Split!
Excessively American Food: Sitting down for a meal at one of those deep-fried chain restaurants? Try our Blazing Texan Mahi-Mahi... [click here for more] |
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This Ewen's Tables collection is another set of extra d66 tables he had sitting around that he thought you might find funny for some reason. So let's get down to business!
Clickbait Headlines: Sensationalist headlines for your blog are just a few rolls of the dice away! Rack up those hits by telling the world about Oprah's 6 Secrets of Successful AIDS Cures, 8 Revelations... [click here for more] |
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This time around I vented a bit by making a pack of tables to do with (mostly American) politcs.
Weird Politician Names: Who are you voting for and/or yelling about? Consider Lori Huck, Dick Bacon, or Ed Wizard!
Awful Pundit Names: If you really and truly have to watch a pundit trying to make you angry, how about Rick Krauthammer, Howitzer Santorum, or Rush Savage.
Worthless... [click here for more] |
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It's time to head out to the atomic wasteland, to go beyond Thunderdome, with this post-apocalyptic installment of Ewen's Tables!
Post-Apocalyptic Character Names: Give your character a suitable name for after the Fall of Civilization, like Doc Humungus, Auntie Cutter, or Pig Shocker! (Wait, what?)
Post-Apocalyptic Character Concepts: But what kind of guy (gal?) is... [click here for more] |
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Are you ready to make love real? Then bust out those dice and roll up some tinglers like:
Phantom Unicorn Samurai Wants My Gay Ass
Slammed in the Butt by Clippy Who Is Also Good-Looking
The Charming Living d66 Table Wants My Butt
Brontosaurus Anal Workout
Redacted in the Butt by the Trillionaire Living Diner
So yeah. That happened. In case you couldn't guess this is for mature audiences.... [click here for more] |
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So you know that post-apocalyptic science fantasy horror RPG from that one publisher names for a lesser-known precious metal? Here are some tables for that!
Character Classes: What C.C. will you pick when you make a character? How about a Tattooed Borg, City Boy, Combat Commando, Glitter Wizard, Stone Rider, or Ley Line Juicer?
Spells and Powers: Wield incredible... [click here for more] |
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If you thought we'd neglect science fiction, we've got a surprise for you!
Aliens: Generate aliens, such as a race of friendly cat people with blue skin, matriarchal jellyfish with psychic powers, or nomadic fish people with acidic blood!
Planets: Roll up names of planets for your intrepid explorers to visit, like Altair IV, Delta Earth, or Nemesis Nova!
Sci-Fi... [click here for more] |
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It's time for some more music-related stuff, so here we go!
Electronic Music Artists: Move over, deadmau-five, it's time for Daftwerk, Massive Party, or Infected Brothers to drop a new track!
Heavy Metal Band Names: Or maybe you'd prefer to rock out with Hatestar, Judas Machine, or Hammerdeath!
Music Genres: Not sure what kind of music you even... [click here for more] |
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I decided to get out of my comfort zone, so here's a pack of tables about sports!
Sports: What sport should we play/watch/obsess over? How about rhythmic archery, pickleball, or taser tennis?
Sports Team Names: But what should you call your pickleball team? How about the Cornjerkers, Executioners, or Rubber Ducks?
Weird Athlete Names: Did you... [click here for more] |
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This is a collection of tables relating to American B-movies. It uses a lot of stuff I’ve been working on for my Studio B party card game (a spinoff of Channel A), providing tables for generating movie titles from three different eras:
Psychotronic Movie Night: Movies from the era of drive-in movies and into the weirdness of the 60s and 70s. Named for the Psychotronic... [click here for more] |
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The latest installment of the Ewen's Tables series comes to the rescue of those of you who are playing superhero RPGs such as Mutants & Masterminds, Villains & Vigilantes, or even some game without an ampersand in the title! This PDF includes four tables: Hero Names, Villain Names, Super Powers, and Super Devices and MacGuffins.... [click here for more] |
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Today's Ewen's Tables is a set of four tables for modern tech stuff, to give you a taste of Silicon Valley nonsense from the comfort of your own home!
Dotcoms: Waste venture capital funds with companies like e-Scents, FaceFinder, FreeDreams, or Hot@Home!
Game Systems: Play the latest hit games on the IntelliBox 2600, Mega Pod One, or Gamecast Pocket!
Smartphones... [click here for more] |
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You need to get from place to place, and your transportation needs dumb names, so here we go!
Aircraft: Take to the skies in the F-23 Vixen, Super Star, or Sea Shark!
Cars: Hit the road in an Alfa Romeo Wizard Type C, Honda Neon GT, or Tesla Fusion Supercar!
Rail Lines: All Aboard! Relax and watch the scenery go by on the Manhattan Zephyr, the Borderlands... [click here for more] |
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Far, Far Ago, In A Universe A Far Time Away...
In this latest installment of Ewen's Tables, you can roll up names of things in the general style of a certain sci-fi franchise!
Alien Names: Give your aliens suitably alien-sounding names like Tiplar Ti, Wicket Loo, or Droopy Fortuna. (Wait, what?)
Droids: Roll up robots like FX-3D the espionage droid, M5-360 the tutor... [click here for more] |
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This is a set of ____________ (number) ____________ (adjective) tables that you can use to ____________ (verb) ____________ (plural noun) for use with ____________ (adjective) games, ____________ (adjective) word games, or whatever else comes to mind. ____________ (exclamation)! This will be really ____________ (adjective)! ... [click here for more] |
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I am not joking when I call this one "weird names." It's... pretty weird.
Weird Names: Clementine McCringleberry, Opalescence Peanutbutter, Thelonioius Hufflepuff
Really Weird Names: Floppy Habedashery, Neptunia Biscotti, Villayn Evilman
Incredibly Weird Names: Fighterina Cooldown, Corny Bacon, Kneesocks Stabity
Incoherently Weird Names:... [click here for more] |
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Vice President Nathan Wolf has launched a coup, bringing together traitorous soldiers, corporations, and individuals, as well as hired mercenaries to take control of our great nation. Now in America freedom is dead. Television is nothing but pro-Wolf propaganda, armed soldiers walk the streets, and the common people wonder what can be done. But all is not lost. The President and other staff members... [click here for more] |
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This bundle contains Magical Fury, Angel Project, and both Magical Fury mini-supplements. Both games use the same lightning-fast Powered by the Apocalypse Variant!
This special bundle product contains the following titles.
Angel Project Regular price: $6.00 Bundle price: $5.00 Format: PDF
It is the year 20XX, and mankind has... [click here for more] |
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For years the major movie studios had things just totally locked up, and no one else could get movies into theaters. In 1948 an antitrust case changed all that, and independents rushed to make movies to sell to theater operators hoping to bring in a new generation of teens. Movies could be low-budget fun, and lots of film-makers dove in headfirst.
Imagine you were a part of that heady era of movie... [click here for more] |
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Weird Little Games is a collection of, you know, weird little games. Specifically role-playing games, ranging from more or less traditional to weird story games to freeform. It includes six complete games, plus some bonus stuff.
Schoolgirl RPG
An intensely random comedy RPG based on the rules of Maid: The Role-Playing Game. Be a (randomly-generated) Japanese schoolgirl RPG, and let... [click here for more] |
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