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Suppose for some reason you want to play actual male characters. It’s a weird idea, I know, but hear me out. I made rules for it, inspired by stuff like Cromartie High. Enter a world of delinquency, questionable hairstyles, and weird, dry humor!
Full schoolboy creation rules, with special manly Special Qualities, Stress Explosions, and Weapons!
Optional powers like Useful Idiots, Eat Anything, and... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.99
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This is a set of handy reference cards for Spooktacular: A Cheerfully Spooky Role-Playing Game! There are Awesome Point reference cards, archetype cards, gear cards, and ghost cards! Enjoy Spooktacular with hopefully less flipping through the rulebook!
... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$7.99
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"I am Umbra, the princess of Shadow. It doesn't matter who I was before I awakened. You may not like my methods, but I do what I do in order to save this world. Astraia doesn't seem to remember what happened in our past lives. She doesn't remember her betrayal. Maybe she didn't want to remember something so shameful. Maybe I can use her after all, but I have to be sure."
Magical Fury... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$7.99
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Not for the first time (specifically, for the second time), we have a collection of tables relating to superheroes, but this time more to do with epic superhero stories and titles for comic books!
Superhero Comic Events: Want to have a big crossover that possibly alienates fans? Then it's time to shake things up with the Genesis Gauntlet, Rise of the Reign, or the Savage X!
Superhero... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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In this latest Ewen's Tables installment, we have four tables for generating book titles!
Paranormal Romance Titles: Get ready for steamy supernatural action with hits like Immortal Desire, Elf King Encounters, or Dragon Lust!
Romance Novel Titles: Or how about non-supernatural romance, with Cowboy Lover, Sweet Surrender, or Longest Night!
Self-Help Book Titles:... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Embracing his true strengths at last, the Ewen's Tables series brings you: ANIME STUFF. Specifically:
Anime Title Generator: Wow the crowds with titles like Cowboy Corps 2nd Stage, Ultra Bible Plus, or Tomorrow Alien Tsubasa!
Japanese Names: Create authentic Japanese people names like Nodoka Kasuga or Kaoru Saotome!
Anime Character Concept... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Saving Throw is a satirical RPG thing based on the works of Jack T. Chick, the prolific publisher of evangelical Christian tracts. This includes the infamous Dark Dungeons tract about D&D, but there are so many others, and DD is really just the tip of the iceberg.
This is a fast-playing game for 3+ players, intended to produce a (satirical) approximation of a... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$4.00
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"Yaruki Zero" is Japanese for "Zero Motivation." It’s also the name of Ewen Cluney’s blog about games. Ewen (which is pronounced like "Aaron" for reasons his parents have never fully explained) is the translator of Maid: The Role-Playing Game, and the designer of Channel A, Magical Burst, and entirely too many weird things that mix anime and tabletop role-playing... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$6.00
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In this installment of Ewen's Tables, we have tables for generating places to eat (and drink)!
Cafe Names: Sip coffee or tea and work on the Great American Novel at such fine caffeinated beverage establishments as Hole in the Wall Coffee Stop, Viva Donuts, or Casablanca Cafecito.
Chinese Restaurants: Have not-very-authentic sweet and sour pork with fried rice at Jade... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Ewen's Tables now brings you a second dose of ANIME STUFF, because a mere four tables and 6 pages couldn't possibly contain all of the anime crap rattling around Ewen's brain!
Giant Robot Names: If you've ever been jealous of the names that giant robots in anime have, now's your chance! Send Evangeldread Custom or Neokaiser Mk. II into battle and show them all!
Manly Japanese... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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We all love television and the things it commands us to buy, so let's try some tables to roll up TV-related things:
Breaking News: It's like having your own, more entertaining version of CNN with headlines like Apple Unveils Inevitability of Death, NASA Director Announces New Types of Cheese, or Health Scare: Burgers Found to Contain Fabulous Swimsuit Issue.
Primetime Dramas:... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This time around I vented a bit by making a pack of tables to do with (mostly American) politcs.
Weird Politician Names: Who are you voting for and/or yelling about? Consider Lori Huck, Dick Bacon, or Ed Wizard!
Awful Pundit Names: If you really and truly have to watch a pundit trying to make you angry, how about Rick Krauthammer, Howitzer Santorum, or Rush Savage.
Worthless... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Today's Ewen's Tables is a set of four tables for modern tech stuff, to give you a taste of Silicon Valley nonsense from the comfort of your own home!
Dotcoms: Waste venture capital funds with companies like e-Scents, FaceFinder, FreeDreams, or Hot@Home!
Game Systems: Play the latest hit games on the IntelliBox 2600, Mega Pod One, or Gamecast Pocket!
Smartphones... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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You need to get from place to place, and your transportation needs dumb names, so here we go!
Aircraft: Take to the skies in the F-23 Vixen, Super Star, or Sea Shark!
Cars: Hit the road in an Alfa Romeo Wizard Type C, Honda Neon GT, or Tesla Fusion Supercar!
Rail Lines: All Aboard! Relax and watch the scenery go by on the Manhattan Zephyr, the Borderlands... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This installment of Ewen's Tables brings you nothing but tables for generating titles for things! Now all you have to do is come up with some kind of content!
Board Game Titles: Explore the dark capitalistic future of Monopoly: Imperium, mix genres with Railways of Waterdeep, or cash in big with Twilight and Ladders!
B-Movie Titles: The next low-budget 50s movie is... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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The latest installment of the Ewen's Tables series comes to the rescue of those of you who are playing superhero RPGs such as Mutants & Masterminds, Villains & Vigilantes, or even some game without an ampersand in the title! This PDF includes four tables: Hero Names, Villain Names, Super Powers, and Super Devices and MacGuffins.... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This PDF is not an endorsement of doing drugs or whatever (I'm not here to judge) and is not medical advice (though if you're getting medical advice from random tables I don't even know what to day). Yes, this installment is about drugs, legal and otherwise.
Fictional Drugs: Need something for your cyberpunk future addicts? Let them have Hypno-Dip, Glitter Gel, or Turbo Triangles!
Herbal... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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If you thought we'd neglect science fiction, we've got a surprise for you!
Aliens: Generate aliens, such as a race of friendly cat people with blue skin, matriarchal jellyfish with psychic powers, or nomadic fish people with acidic blood!
Planets: Roll up names of planets for your intrepid explorers to visit, like Altair IV, Delta Earth, or Nemesis Nova!
Sci-Fi... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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What if fantasy, but DARK? Well I think it'd go a little something LIKE THIS:
Dark Fantasy Villains: Are you ready to face the dreaded Mourning Butcher, Fell Headsman, or Crownless Doctor?
Dark Fantasy Locales: But to reach that villain, you must traverse Flaying Swamp, the Stormwrought Hive, and the Barbed Ossuary!
Forbidden Magics: And when... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Here we go again! It's time for tables for music stuff!
80s Hair Band Names: Rock out with Rock City Kobra, Twisted Yankees, or Nitro Nelson!
Hip-Hop Artists: Drop some rhymes (is that the right term?) with Dr. Cube, Grandmaster Cool J, or A Tribe Called Clan!
Hit Single Names: Top the charts (however briefly) with Smells Like California, Baby Got... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Stand back! There's some tables coming in! Ewen 3:16 says I've got five tables, FIVE TABLES for pro-wrestling stuff, and that's the bottom line, because Ewen Cluney said so! If you SMELLLLLLLL what the Ewen... is cooking! YES! YES! YES!
Sorry. I don't know what came over me. Anyway. Yeah. This installment has five tables for pro-wrestling stuff:
Wrestler Gimmicks: Roll up a gimmick... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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I bet you also need some help with names for your awesome pulp gaming stuff, right? Well, here you go!
Pulp Heroes: Give your square-jawed whip-wielding heroes suitable names like Georgia Duke, Minnesota Sparks, Dakota West, or even some that don't have U.S. states!
Pulp Titles: Name the overall endeavor with thrilling titles like The Kingdom of the Cobra, The Pit... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This time around we have a set of four tables for various kinds of Japanese monsters!
Dark Magical Girls: Need to name an evil magical girl? How about Famine Nurse Sekhmet, Moon Caller Yue, or Forsaken Captor Aura?
Kaiju: Need a giant monster to smash up Tokyo? How about a beetle with a psychic shockwave, an octopus that shoots laser beams, or a yeti that generatges... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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It's time to head out to the atomic wasteland, to go beyond Thunderdome, with this post-apocalyptic installment of Ewen's Tables!
Post-Apocalyptic Character Names: Give your character a suitable name for after the Fall of Civilization, like Doc Humungus, Auntie Cutter, or Pig Shocker! (Wait, what?)
Post-Apocalyptic Character Concepts: But what kind of guy (gal?) is... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This is a collection of tables relating to American B-movies. It uses a lot of stuff I’ve been working on for my Studio B party card game (a spinoff of Channel A), providing tables for generating movie titles from three different eras:
Psychotronic Movie Night: Movies from the era of drive-in movies and into the weirdness of the 60s and 70s. Named for the Psychotronic... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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That's right, it's time for more of Ewen's Tables! In this installment we have four creepy, terrifying, blood-curdling HORROR TABLES!
Creepy Places: Visit spine-chilling locales like the Hangman's Hospital, the Bone City, or the Devil's Abbey!
Horror Movie Titles: Generate stupefying horror movie titles like Masks of Dorian Gray, Mansion of a Madman, or Isle of... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Are you ready to make love real? Then bust out those dice and roll up some tinglers like:
Phantom Unicorn Samurai Wants My Gay Ass
Slammed in the Butt by Clippy Who Is Also Good-Looking
The Charming Living d66 Table Wants My Butt
Brontosaurus Anal Workout
Redacted in the Butt by the Trillionaire Living Diner
So yeah. That happened. In case you couldn't guess this is for mature audiences.... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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A selection of tables for stuff relating to old-school cartoon shorts!
Cartoon Show Titles
Cartoon Character Species
Cartoon Character Profession
Cartoon Props
Cartoon Locations
Cartoon Random Events
... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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I decided to get out of my comfort zone, so here's a pack of tables about sports!
Sports: What sport should we play/watch/obsess over? How about rhythmic archery, pickleball, or taser tennis?
Sports Team Names: But what should you call your pickleball team? How about the Cornjerkers, Executioners, or Rubber Ducks?
Weird Athlete Names: Did you... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Another collection of tables for generating game titles!
Arcade Games: Generate quarter-munching favorites like Killer Slug, StreetStalkers, or House Fighter!
Card Games: Invent new card games like Arkham Kittens, Unexploded Werewolf, or Chez Fluxx!
Indie Video Games: Coming soon to Itch and maybe Steam, Beginner's Fortress, Donut Knight, or Night... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Are you ready to generate some book titles?
Bad Political Books: Coming soon to a bargain bin near you, Dark Money to Serfdom, Chaosgate, or Propaganda Censored!
Erotica Books: You could be the next Chuck Tingle with titles like Naughty Knight, Bikini Brides, or Montana Rapture!
Literary Fiction Novels: Show how intelligent you are by reading... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Supposing you want to figure out some names for your pirates and related things so they can have piratical adventures of piracy, this is the PDF for you!
Pirate Names: Give your pirates suitable names like Jack Flint, Baltazar Blood, or Isabella Ironhook!
Pirate Nicknames: But what pirate would be complete without a great nickname like Devil's Shark, Poison Jack,... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Far, Far Ago, In A Universe A Far Time Away...
In this latest installment of Ewen's Tables, you can roll up names of things in the general style of a certain sci-fi franchise!
Alien Names: Give your aliens suitably alien-sounding names like Tiplar Ti, Wicket Loo, or Droopy Fortuna. (Wait, what?)
Droids: Roll up robots like FX-3D the espionage droid, M5-360 the tutor... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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It's time for some oddities for modern settings!
Action Movie Titles: Thrill to action-packed thrill-rides like Demolition Heart, Lethal Punch, and Replacement Justice!
American Names: Generate generic American names like Joe Baker, Linda Harris, or Carl Jones!
Cryptids: Roll up unconfirming cryptozoological wonders like the Loch Ness Hound, the... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This Ewen's Tables collection is a set of extra d66 tables he had sitting around that he thought you might find funny for some reason. So let's get down to business!
Pet Cat Names: Suppose you've got a pet cat, and you want to give them a truly unforgettable name. This table will give you amazing cat names like Chairman Pudding Pop, Fraulein Fluffington, or Special Agent Angelcakes.
Random... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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If you’re looking at the description of the book on this commerce website, I can only assume that you’re seeking a quick summary of what this book is about. People are like that, always asking questions like: What’s this thing about? Where are we going? What’s on your shirt? Why are you ignoring me? Why won’t you take your headphones off? What is that machine over there?... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$5.99
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Everybody's kung fu fighting! Or possibly karate fighting! And I think there's some kendo and jujutsu and savate and... Look, it's a set of tables for martial arts type stuff!
Fighting Game Special Moves: Quarter Circle Forward and Punch could get you a Dragon Combination, Tornado Uppercut, or Machine Gun Vulcan!
Fighting Game Titles: But what do we call the figthing... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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In a rare non-silly installment, this time around we have tables for French, German, Italian, and Spanish names. And... that's it. Enjoy! ... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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More tables! More nonsense! New logo for some reason! It's time to surf our way into cyberspace and e-skateboard on the information superhighway!
Hashtags: Burn up Twitter with #OccupyNinjas, #BestOfUnderwear, or #GetGrief!
Internet Handles: Not sure what to call yourself on the forum? Try CrunkRonPaul, Muffin Thief, or sexyHedgehog!
Novelty Twitter Accounts:... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Are you ready for four tables of wizardly whimsy? Well, have your elder wand ready and take a sip of butterbeer, because it's time to enter the wizarding world!
Witch and Wizard Names: Give your witches and wizards totally normal names like Luna Diggory, Quirinus Flifflepiff, or Nymphadora Slughorn!
Wands: What kind of wand did you get from that one shop in that... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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Note: This is a Polish language version of Schoolgirl RPG, and includes the material from the core rules and Supplement 1.
Schoolgirl RPG jest mini-grą fabularną, w której wcielasz się w dość osobliwe, japońskie uczennice, mierzące się z jeszcze dziwniejszą codziennością. Ze względu na zasady oraz losowe zdarzenia, ten system wystawi twoją odporność psychiczną na... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$4.99
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This time around we have a collection of tables that generate "glyphs," various visual icons kinda like those story dice things they sell. There are four tables of glyphs, themed around Fantasy, Modern, Sci-Fi, and Weird. ... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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So you know that post-apocalyptic science fantasy horror RPG from that one publisher names for a lesser-known precious metal? Here are some tables for that!
Character Classes: What C.C. will you pick when you make a character? How about a Tattooed Borg, City Boy, Combat Commando, Glitter Wizard, Stone Rider, or Ley Line Juicer?
Spells and Powers: Wield incredible... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This is a set of ____________ (number) ____________ (adjective) tables that you can use to ____________ (verb) ____________ (plural noun) for use with ____________ (adjective) games, ____________ (adjective) word games, or whatever else comes to mind. ____________ (exclamation)! This will be really ____________ (adjective)! ... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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This installment of Ewen's Tables is a set of tables for the naming of certain types of particularly cute things:
Bunny Girl Names: First up, names for adorable anime bunny girls, such as January Hopsalot, Usagi Binkenstein, and Flopsy Hopsalot.
Catgirl Names: Bring your anime catgirls to life with names like Calico Hissington, Lionessa Colorpoint, and Meowina... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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It's time for some more music-related stuff, so here we go!
Electronic Music Artists: Move over, deadmau-five, it's time for Daftwerk, Massive Party, or Infected Brothers to drop a new track!
Heavy Metal Band Names: Or maybe you'd prefer to rock out with Hatestar, Judas Machine, or Hammerdeath!
Music Genres: Not sure what kind of music you even... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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The d66 Deck is a versatile set of 72 cards that can fill in for dice and provide all sorts of inspiration!
Each card gives you the equivalent of a roll of two six-sided dice, presented as dice icons, the sum of the numbers, and the results of a tens-and-ones roll. It has two sets of 36 cards, providing the probability spread of 2d6 twice over.
Each card has a unique icon to use as a source of inspiration.
Great... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$10.05
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This set of 72 cards lets you generate characters for Schoolgirl RPG with lightning speed! Just shuffle each of the two types of cards separately, draw a card from each, and presto! You have your own weird schoolgirl! It's kinda neat and super-fast!
... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$10.06
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After a long absence, Ewen's Tables is back, baby! And this time... more food! Are you hungry? Because this time around we've got:
Desserts: Finish up your meal with a nice Frozen Alaska, Turkish Jell-O, or even a dangerous Spotted Split!
Excessively American Food: Sitting down for a meal at one of those deep-fried chain restaurants? Try our Blazing Texan Mahi-Mahi... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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I am not joking when I call this one "weird names." It's... pretty weird.
Weird Names: Clementine McCringleberry, Opalescence Peanutbutter, Thelonioius Hufflepuff
Really Weird Names: Floppy Habedashery, Neptunia Biscotti, Villayn Evilman
Incredibly Weird Names: Fighterina Cooldown, Corny Bacon, Kneesocks Stabity
Incoherently Weird Names:... [click here for more] |
Yaruki Zero Games |
$1.49
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